May 2013
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
snoozeball:
What a terrible horrible school day… you suck. Give me back my money.
bubblegumkind:
Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
aprisonerofherownthoughts:
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
LOL
stolemyheartpt2:
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
inbox:
what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs
conflicting:
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
2 tags
I wish I could shut my brain off. 3 years of mental torment was enough to doubt everything I had in my eye sight
urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
